Teenagers

Dear Polar Bear,
Today you enter the world of Teenagers. Teenagers, as you know, loves their mom, are very helpful and handy at home, are hardworking, loves to be generous, kind and very caring. They never answer back, they are respectful of their peers and elders. They are well organise. They clean their room and make their beds. They clean up after themselves. They wash and fold their own laundry. Sometimes, they even offer to do the ironing. They produce the best projects, homework and assignments.

They enjoy sleeping in and giving their moms peace of mind and rest. They have the best fun. They love life without destroying it. They stay away from alcohol, drugs and cigarettes. They love tacos, nachos, pizzas and peking duck. They act when asked. They say, 'how high?', when told to jump. They are ever so polite when talking with their moms. They are loving and not shy to give their moms hugs and kisses.
Love you.
Mom

p.s. Try and live up to these expectations. Be a good sport.