Quotes with a sense of humour # 3

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness . but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Spike Milligan

I am opposed to millionaires... but it would bedangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. Joe Namath

Quotes with a sense of humour # 2

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher..
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
-- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Quote of the day

"Freedom is not worth having

if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.

It passes my comprehension how human beings,

be they ever so experienced and able,

can delight in depriving other human beings

of that precious right."

Mahatma Gandhi

Quote of the day

Everybody today seems to be in such a terrible rush,

anxious for greater developments

and greater riches and so on,

so that children have very little time for their parents.

Parents have very little time for each other,

and in the home begins the disruption of peace of the world.

Mother Teresa

Quote of the day

"In this life we cannot do great things.

We can only do small things with great love"

Mother Teresa

Quote of the Day

Let us make one point,
that we meet each other with a smile,
when it is difficult to smile.
Smile at each other,
make time for each other in your family.

Mother Teresa,
in her Nobel lecture
Indian (Albanian-born) humanitarian & missionary
(1910 - 1997)